Not me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. Not me Monday, Not me Monday! Such fun! I am awesome and of course could not overlook this marvelous development of self expression and confession. Who doesn't like Not Me Mondays?

2. Work: Since I am a model employee and always finish all my work early, I had plenty of time today to update the rolodex, return phone calls, organize my files, wait, do we even have a rolodex?

3. Home: Logan always has the most nutritious and good for you foods you can find. I would never think of giving him crap. He needs all the green vegetables and nice, ripe fruits he can get. Fish sticks and pasta alfredo are 2 of the food groups, right?

4. Marriage: Isn't the first thing you do when you first see your spouse or significant other for the first time after work is give them a big, fat smooch on the lips? I absolutely, positively make this a daily practice and today is no different. What's your excuse?

5. Grocery: Heaven forbid at least one carton of icecream not show up in the grocery cart at the checkout on our weekly to every week and a half grocery trip. The world would definitely come to an end. So, naturally, I was a good wife, and picked up 3 cartons to bring home to my ice cream hording husband. Or at least I thought I did! :)

6. Bills: This month our gas bill is a whopping $217. Yep you see right, $217. It's due 2 days from now. This girl ain't for one second contemplating not paying it or at least not in full at the time the payment is due. We have plenty of money after our 2 car payments, daycare, house, car insurance, hellacious cable bill. Not to mention my overly priced dental visit coming up on the 24th! We have a money tree in our backyard.....doesn't everyone?