Not me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


Haven't done this in quite some time. Either too busy, I forget, or just don't have anything worth posting about. But here goes:

I definitely, 100%, totally did not grab the tube of vaseline instead of toothpaste and went to squirt it on my child's toothbrush at bed time. How old am I? I surely know the difference between vaseline and toothpaste! Come on!

I didn't skimp and never skip out on the stretching routine after working out. The sign says hold each stretch for 15 seconds. 15 seconds, 10 seconds, 8 seconds, what's the difference?

I can't even imagine ordering 20 Christmas cards from Walgreen's one day, ordering 20 more the next day, and contemplating on whether or not I should order 20 more tomorrow. Nobody knows that many people. That would just be so silly!